Umpteen, Birthday Card
Another year, another candle (or ten). The Umpteen Birthday Card says it straight: they’ve had a lot of birthdays—and they deserve a lot of love to match. Bold, graphic, and a little cheeky, it’s perfect for anyone who’s counting (or pretending not to). Blank inside so you can write your own punchline, heartfelt note, or just “cake solves everything.” Printed in the UK on FSC®-certified board with vegan inks, carbon offset, and zero plastic—because birthdays should be guilt-free.
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British design, styled with wit.
Responsibly made with recycled materials.
Sustainably sourced, seriously good.
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