Effin' Birthday Card
Say it like you mean it: Happy. Effin’. Birthday. This card keeps it short, loud, and slightly sweary—the way the best celebrations usually are. Hand-illustrated and letterpress printed on plush cotton paper, it’s bold enough to match the size of their cake (and their personality). Blank inside so you can go wild with jokes, doodles, or heartfelt confessions.
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American design, but Nordic at heart.
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