Hot Damn Card
Hot damn, you’re old—but still smokin’. This card brings the sass with a fire extinguisher on standby for that out-of-control candle situation. Perfect for milestone birthdays (or anyone who can take a joke), it’s bold, funny, and guaranteed to spark laughter. Letterpress printed on plush cotton paper, because growing older deserves great design. Blank inside for your best roast, toast, or cheeky one-liner.
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American design, but Nordic at heart.
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